The 25 Questions We Hope to Answer in 2019
Thank God you’re here. I’ve missed you like crazy.
You’ll hate me for saying this, but I’m sort of glad tomorrow’s our first day back at work (unless you started on the 7th, in which case I’mSorryILoveYouHopeYou’reOkay). My sunscreen was starting to make my forehead breakout. All my favourite podcasts have been on hiatus (how dare they have a life outside of me). I’m sick of draining sand from my bras and my bedsheets. And my scalp has burnt so many times it now looks like I have dandruff.
I also didn’t *completely* switch off from writing. I purged a lot into the notes of my iPhone – a lot of which will make it’s way online in the coming weeks and months. In the meantime, here are 25 questions we hope to answer in 2019.
Will Phoebe Philo go to Burberry?
Do people record podcasts in their pyjamas?
When will Timothee Chalamet and Lily-Rose Depp put us out of our misery?
Is Kanye West okay?
Do models really eat the pizza they post on Instagram?
What’s with the new “frown face” Emily Ratajkowski and Kendall Jenner have adopted in all their photos?
Will Donald Trump get his wall?
Will Beto O’Rourke announce he’s running in 2020?
Will Kamala Harris announce she’s running in 2020?
Will the Mueller investigation ever end?
What the hell was Theresa May thinking?
Are all these collagen powders really working or is it the placebo effect?
Will Netflix give @Diet_Prada their own show?
Is Lindsay Lohan okay?
Is Pete Davidson okay?
Will Instagram finally re-install chronological order?
Do Meghan and Kate really hate each other?
Is Steven Avery innocent?
Will Netflix give Kathleen Zellner her own show?
Is Facebook still lying to us?
Will BadGalRiRi finally release a new album?
Is there anything the Summer Friday’s Jet Lag Mask can’t fix?
Will Lady Gaga win an Oscar?
Is celery juice the new kombucha?
What are we going to do with all this future?