25 Quotes From Televisions Most Embarrassing Moms

Do you ever think you have it a little rough when it comes to family?

Are you “literally so embarrassed” by your mum on a daily basis?

Convinced she does thing on purpose to mortify you?

Well maybe this Mother’s Day you should take a moment to thank her and express your gratitude because I’m willing to bet good money she has nothing on these truly-embarrassing-wildly-innapropriate-sometimes-racist-but-mostly-funny TV #Moms.

Happy Mother’s Day – we (secretly) adore you.


“I’m not ‘concerned’ about the very poor.”

“Honey, they didn’t sneak into this country to be your friends.”

“I don’t criticise you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defence.”

“Everything you do is so dramatic and flamboyant it makes me want to set myself on fire.”

“She thinks I’m too critical. Which is another fault of hers.”

MODERN FAMILY | Claire Dunphy

“I’m just 90% sure he’s 100% gay.”

“If I say something that everyone else is thinking does that make me a bad person? No.”

“Yesterday I accidentally said eleventy-five….instead of fifteen…”

“If Haley never wakes up on a beach in Florida half-naked, I’ve done my job.”

“Your kids don’t need to know who you were before you had them; they need to know who you wish you were and then try to live up to that person. They’re going to fall short but it’s better that they fall short of the fake you than the real you.”


THE O.C. | Julie Cooper

“Kirsten, it’s Las Vegas. You get strippers as a side with your entree.”

“This towns only big enough for one manipulative bitch.”

“Dr Kim, you know my daughter right? Tall, pretty, wears Chanel? Not exactly what you’d call gangsta.”


GILMORE GIRLS | Emily Gilmore

“Hold on, I’m looking up “aneurysm” in the medical dictionary to see if I just had one.”

“They’re upstairs gathering dust with the rest of her potential.”

“Lorelai, please don’t joke with the maids. It’s not what they do.”

“Would you like me to put a mirror in front of you so you can look at yourself while you have this conversation?”


FRIENDS | Charles Bing AKA Helena Handbasket

“Well it’s nice to see all of you tonight but I think we may be seeing a little too much of some people – aren’t you a little old to be wearing a dress like that?” – Helena Handbasket

“Don’t you have a little too much penis to be wearing a dress like that?” – Nora Bing

“I feel pretty and witty and gay.”

“In every life, a little rain must fall. Fortunately, in my life it’s raining men.”

GIRLS | Marnie and Hannah

“I’d love it if you’d stop singing, and so would Grover. He doesn’t like it.” – Hannah

“I feel like you’re both kidding, so I’m going to keep going.” – Marnie

“I don’t know when my vagina and my butthole are going to start feeling like two separate entities again, but I’m really looking forward to that.”

“Okay, I need this to stop. Because A) it’s fucking revolting, and B) every time you say “nipple,” a fairy dies.”

“Who’s here? I’m here. I win. I’m your best friend. I’m the best at being your friend. I love you the most.”

“I don’t have to be a boring mom, I could be a cool mom. Like Lorelai Gilmore.”

“What am I supposed to do with a boy? What if I raise him right and do everything perfectly and then he goes and rapes a bazillion people or runs a lawnmower over a small town?”