Everything I Asked Google Last Month


 If someone (Future employee? Potential boyfriend? Parent?) wanted to garner insight into the complicated mind of a girl in her twenties, I think her browser history would be a pretty good – albeit frightening – place to start.

To prove this point, here is mine.

Did anyone else’s February/March brain look like this?

“What do chin pimples really mean?”

“What does WASP stand for?”

“Beyonce wearing Zimmermann at ‘A Wrinkle In Time’ premiere”

“What does “ad nauseum” mean?”

“How old is Timothee Chalamet?”

“Is Timothee Chalamet fluent in French?”

“Catt Sadler speaks out on leaving E! + interview”

“Why are my boobs sore if I’m not pregnant?”

“Every look from Rejina Pyo London Fashion Week show”

“Why did Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux divorce?”

“When does the financial year end?”

“What date do I need to file my tax return by?”

“Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen presenting The Row AW18″

“Why are people upset over Kim’s Vogue India cover?”

“How to make chocolate mousse with avocados”

“How to make avocados ripen quicker”

” What companies are still supporting the National Rifle Association?”

“Florida school shooting survivors confronting the NRA”

“Gloria Allred documentary”

“Exfoliating with acids”

“Symptoms of iodine deficiency”

“What year did Margot Robbie and Tom Ackerley start dating?”

“Eva Chen’s career timeline”

“Simon Porte Jacquemus”

“What is the legal definition of “defamation”?”

“Jacinda Ardern in American Vogue”

“Can you make gluten free pancakes with coconut flour?”

“Christopher Bailey’s final show with Burberry at LFW”

“The best moments from the 2017 Tony Awards”

“Neil Patrick Harris opening number at 2011 Tony Awards”