Things I’d Buy If I Didn’t Have To Pay Rent: March ’17

This little feature has become quite popular on the blog since it’s inception last year, so much so that some people actually purchase the products included…that’s right, can you imagine being that #blessed? So from now on there will be direct links to each product for your spending-pleasure.

Savings accounts are for the weak, I say.

Saint Laurent star-appliquéd suede boots, $894. I'm so predictable.
Saint Laurent star-appliquéd suede boots, $894. I’m so predictable.
Loeffler Randall vera mules, $453. V V practical! (depending on what you consider 'practical')
Loeffler Randall vera mules, $453. V V practical! (depending on what you consider ‘practical’)
Isabel Marant cropped stretch-knit pants, $385. Those "track pants" all the cool kids were wearing at fashion week last month.
Isabel Marant cropped stretch-knit pants, $385. Those “track pants” all the cool kids were wearing at fashion week last month.
Self-Portrait one shoulder cotton shirt, $345. Accountant chic!
Self-Portrait one shoulder cotton shirt, $345. Accountant chic!
Georgia Alice one-shoulder cotton top, $385. Very winter-appropriate.
Georgia Alice one-shoulder cotton top, $385. Very winter-appropriate.
Rosie Assoulin gingham ruffled top, $!,643. The most expensive Italian napkin you'll ever buy.
Rosie Assoulin gingham ruffled top, $1,643. The most expensive Italian napkin you’ll ever buy.
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Isabel Marant alda midi skirt, $735. Probably see-through.
Ellery amaretto skirt, $760. I bet you didn't know you needed this until right now.
Ellery amaretto skirt, $760. I bet you didn’t know you needed this until right now!
Aquazzura heartbreaker pump, $636. V V classy.
Aquazzura heartbreaker pump, $636. V V classy.
Raey short shearling coat, $1,145. Feeling V emotional about this whole look.
Raey short shearling coat, $1,145. Feeling V emotional about this whole look.
Gucci lurex pleated dress, $3,193. Sometimes I have to ask myself if I like something because I like it or just because it's Gucci. It's usually the latter.
Gucci lurex pleated dress, $3,193. Sometimes I have to ask myself if I like something because I like it or because it’s Gucci. It’s usually the latter.
Sandy Lian faux leopard print coat, $900. A faux-fur jacket with a real-fur price tag god bless.
Sandy Liang faux leopard print coat, $900. A faux-fur jacket with a real-fur price tag god bless.
Ellery misaki skirt, $840.
Ellery misaki skirt, $840. Equal parts fun and unaffordable!
Shrimps embellished faux fur, $785. This list makes no sense.
Shrimps embellished faux fur, $785. This list makes no sense.
Rosie Assoulin ruffled gauze-trimmed top, $3,447. I would literally never wear this.
Rosie Assoulin ruffled gauze-trimmed top, $3,447. We both know I would literally never wear this.
Isabel Marant embroidered linen top, $516. The closest we will ever get to Parisian chic.
Isabel Marant embroidered linen top, $516. The closest we will ever get to Parisian chic.